Sad Rap

My Microwave broke, this is no joke.
Thawing some chop of the pork variety.
The power quit it was insanity!
But it wasn’t the outlet, it made me shout SH*T!

What does a player do, when his pork is cold?
The power button’s worthless, so I go shirtless.
Punching the Mic with a fury like Lee.
What to do next? I guess we will see…

Plug it in, plug it in, this mess is broke.
Why did this happen?! Sweating till I’m soaked.

I guess I’ll quit, this is sad.
my microwave is an effin’ drag…

5 March 2009 ·

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