Seriously Wear an Undershirt!!?!

This is a little test to prove to all you weirdos out there that wearing an undershirt is definitely the way to go! Do you want to look like a creep your whole life?! I mean, you can’t really see much chest hair in the pic to the right, but trust me, it is there and it is not hot! I don’t know when it became vogue to not wear an undershirt, but I hate it. The undershirt has so many wonderful benefits too! Here are just a few:

1) If your significant other gets cold, just take off your shirt, you will still have an undershirt on so you don’t scare people in public.

2) You cut off your leg and need a tourniquet? No problem, just use your shirt, your man boobs will be safe in that lovely undershirt!

3) What? It is Halloween and you forgot a costume? Just wear your undershirt and go as a Calvin Klein Model!

4) Tired of freaking out your co-workers with unsightly chest hair? WEAR AN UNDERSHIRT!

Sigh. Man, I know winter is over, but a thin white t-shirt under your button up is not going to kill you, in fact it may prevent pit stains on your shirt!

24 February 2009 ·

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