So yesterday morning, I woke up and saw my powerball ticket. I promptly went to my computer (still in a sleepy stupor) to check the numbers. None of them were winners. Now normally I would have ripped up the ticket and sighed at my terrible misfortune, but for some reason I didn’t. Well it turns out that I am an idiot and checked my powerball numbers a day early! The numbers aren’t read until Wednesday nights! I realized this about noon yesterday and spent the rest of the day worrying about that ticket because surely it was the winner. That is the way Karma works right? So I rushed home and when I got there, searched my trash and came up with a powerball ticket that wasn’t ripped up or anything, just carefully folded. It was like a sign! Millions here I come!! I woke up this morning with a smile on my face, knowing that I cheated the devil and kept my ticket. I eagerly checked my numbers and much to my chagrin found no winning numbers! AH FUDGE! I hate you karma.
